If We Don’t Get Married, The World Will End - Chapter 1
Translator and Editor: Hue and Tea
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Chapter 1
“This is seriously making me crazy; they’re starting again! Right in front of the boss’ room!”
The gods causing trouble is nothing new; it’s been happening for a day or two. But to play pranks even at such a crucial moment! Summoned to an unknown secret room, Leona, who had just finished conquering a dungeon, voiced her frustration.
“What is it this time?”
Leona roared with injustice, and Regan Clanford, the man caught in this turmoil with her, responded drily.
“Is that important? It’s not the first or second time. Instead of whining, it’s better to find a way out quickly.”
As irritating as it was, he was right. Even at this moment when they were tied up, the dungeon was rushing toward self-destruction. If they didn’t complete the conquest on time, monsters would pour out. In the end, Leona had no choice but to follow Regan’s advice.
“Ugh, how unlucky.”
Leona mumbled quietly, looking at Regan, and the two wandered around in the unknown space they found themselves. During the dungeon exploration, they were suddenly transported to a quite spacious place. Except for the fact that there was no visible door, the place where the two were seemed like an ordinary ‘room.’ Other than that, it looked quite normal, with a large bed in the center, and a luxurious mattress that looked incredibly soft.
‘It looks like a noble’s bedroom.’
In a dungeon with horrifying monsters, this luxurious space seemed out of place. It was suspicious, to say the least. Leona thought they needed to find a way to escape quickly, as Regan suggested.
“Hey, Regan.”
“Wait… Look over there.”
The moment Leona spoke, Regan, who had blocked her, pointed behind her. When Leona turned to look, she saw a strange sign hanging on the white wall.
「A room that cannot be exited without modification.」
“What does this mean?”
Leona’s pupils shook like an earthquake as she read the words on the sign.
“Th-that, it’s not the kind of modification I know, right…? It means modifying documents when they say ‘modification,’ right?”
As Leona, confused, finished speaking, a window appeared in a corner of her field of vision.
「[CorruptedPowerWarrior]: Of course, it’s the modification during reproduction~! Kekeke!
[NotOnlyNoble]: This is the ultimate skill of the evil realm.
Like this
[OnlyPure]: Everyone, you’re making a mistake! This kind of connection is not true love!
[SuckerForTentacles]: Normally, it’s just a body-to-body connection, right?
[HighPerformanceSuctionCup]: Pure-nim, do you think they’ve been struggling for a few months now? You should pour soda forcibly at this point!」
“Crazy.”
Leona read the messages and held her head in pain.
“Are all the gods nothing but perverts?”
When Regan spoke in a chilly voice, the message window burned even more brightly.
「[SceneLightingMaster]: How did you know? Hehe
[WritingBoss]: Kya kya, the trash can is cozy~~.
[OnlyPure]: My face is really turning red. Don’t you all feel ashamed for voting in this event!」
Fortunately, it seemed that there was at least one sane clergy. However, relying on just one seemed insufficient to calm the situation. Leona sighed once and called out a name.
“Angel, are you watching right now? Don’t hide, come out quickly.”
In response to her call, a corner of the room flickered, and a small object popped out.
“Ah, hello? Are you alright?”
The small, fairy-like creature had a cute appearance, but its frightened face made it more pitiful than adorable.
“Do we look fine now?” Leona replied sarcastically. Even Regan, who would usually stay quiet, couldn’t stand it this time and added his remarks.
“No matter how much power you lost, to think that you were once a god… I didn’t expect you to fall this far.”
As Regan looked at the angel with a contemptuous gaze, the angel’s face filled with injustice.
“I-I tried to stop them till the end!”
“I didn’t expect them to go on a rampage like this…” the angel muttered, glancing at both of them.
Meanwhile, the chat window was chaotic.
「[NotClergyButDevil] : Correct it!
[FallenPowerWarrior] : Procreate!
[TrashChief] : *xx! (*Blocked due to inappropriate content.)」
Leona alternately glanced at the trembling angel and the chaotic chat window. Then, making up her mind, she opened her mouth.
“Well, there’s no choice.”
Wasting time here might lead to a real dungeon explosion.
“Hey, Regan! Let’s do it!”
Leona shouted, clenching her fists.
Her expression was as determined as if going into battle.
“Heh, you’re really…”
Looking at Leona with a face showing something between hopelessness and pity, Regan sighed.
Then, unexpectedly, he began to unbutton his training suit. Leona turned bright red from her neck to the tip of her ears and quickly turned her back.
“W-What are you doing?”
“Why? You said “Let’s do it.””
“If you’re going to do that, at least say it and undress! G-Give people time to prepare their hearts.”
“W-Well…”
Leona’s rebuke, which had become awkward, made Regan smile more awkwardly.
“No, it’s nothing. Come to think of it, there might be another solution. It’s a bit early to give up.”
However, no matter how loudly Leona shouted, Regan’s response didn’t reach her ears. Only the sound of Regan undressing echoed loudly. Despite bravely suggesting they proceed, the atmosphere felt like the ritual was about to take place, and Leona felt a surge of tension.
In the small room with just the two of them, a large bed, and a man undressing…
In an instant, tension overwhelmed Leona, and her heart began to race.
“This is crazy!”
Normally, Leona would think, ‘Just knock him down!’ and consider it a simple solution. However, for some reason today, her face suddenly turned hot, and she couldn’t think straight.
Thump.
There was a sound of something falling onto the bed.
Gulp.
Leona thought her swallowing sounded too loud.
Then, from behind, an odd sound followed.
“…Huh?”
Leona was puzzled for a moment.
[Condition achieved.]
“Done.”
With those words, a door appeared on the previously blank wall. What does that mean, ‘condition achieved’?
Leona, astonished, turned to look at Regan.
In the disheveled training suit, a silver necklace appeared. In his hand, he held flowers and…
“…A brush?”
No, why are flowers and a brush suddenly here?
Leona couldn’t grasp the bizarre scene unfolding before her, and her pupils shook, unable to focus.
Looking at Leona like that, Regan smirked and said, “It’s artificial insemination, idiot.”
He waved the brush with pollen and the completed plant in front of Leona.
Then, he returned the items to the void. The sparkling silver spatial ring threaded onto Regan’s neck again.
“It’s a process where the pollen from the Surgery Flower is transferred to the ritual using alchemy…”
The room where the two were became silent. Regan’s unnecessarily pleasant voice sounded even louder in the vacuum.
“…Commonly known as the act of procreation.”
“Pro- procreation…”
Leona stumbled, as if her words were broken.
“Ah, did you expect something?”
Regan had tidied his training suit and teased Leona, who was still dumbfounded.
“What did I expect!”
“Pervert.”
Regan adjusted his button with a smirk and walked out through the opened door.
Leona’s angry shout echoed behind him.
“Hey! Who’s the pervert here! Now? I, I made a sublime sacrifice for those people!”
“Be quiet and hurry up. We need to go and defeat the boss.”
“Ugh! I’m seriously unlucky! Regan Clanford!”
As Leona screamed with genuine frustration, a message window filled with regret appeared.
「[FallenPowerWarrior]: Wow, she’s suffering from this.
[SceneLighter]: I must see them connect someday!」
Watching the clergy and the angel cheerfully banter, Leona sighed and touched her forehead.
“Ah, give back my peaceful life!”
Leona recalled the day her seemingly triumphant life started to become so troublesome.
The day she became deeply entangled with her lifelong greatest rival, Regan Clanford.
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